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The Weird Universe explores a human and natural cosmos that is not only stranger than we imagine, but stranger than we can imagine. The usual suspects are Paul Di Filippo; Alex Boese, curator of the Museum of Hoaxes; and Chuck Shepherd, purveyor of News of the Weird.

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  • Her Hair Turned Green
    1948: Mrs. Dorothy Dix of Gloucester, England sued her hairdresser, complaining that after getting a permanent wave from them in July 1946, her normally brown hair turned green. A subsequent effort to bleach her hair back to a normal color worsened the situation, causing it to turn a lighter shade of green, become frizzled, and blistering her scalp. In fact, her hair was not simply green. Various witnesses offered different descriptions of it, saying it was "like a rainbow with green predominating," "like a dirty sheepskin rug streaked with green," "frizzled like a golliwog," and "streaked with vivid red, brown, green and straw." The court awarded Mrs. Dix 157 pounds ten shillings in general damages and 12 pounds one shilling and one penny in special damages. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to find any photos of Mrs. Dix and her green hair. (left) The Ottawa Journal - Feb 4, 1949; (right) The Winnipeg Tribune - Dec 22, 1948
  • Captain Tick-Mouse
    Original images here. I am not sure having a rat-like figure as your patriotic icon is the best choice of imagery. Here is a little background on the character, from this source.
  • News of the Weird (November 29, 2015)
    News of the Weird Weirdnuz.M451, November 29, 2015 Copyright 2015 by Chuck Shepherd. All rights reserved. WEIRDNUZ.M451 (News of the Weird, November 29, 2015) by Chuck Shepherd Lead Story It’s Snot Hygienic: The manager of the agency in Louisville, Ky., responsible for, among other things, development planning, zoning changes, and historic landmarks revealed in November that his headquarters has a “boogers” problem and ordered users of the third-floor men’s room to stop hocking them onto the walls adjacent to the urinals. According to an internal memo cited by, Metro Planning and Design manager Joe Reverman called the mucus build-up “a very serious situation” and had his executive administrator issue signs instructing restroom users on the basics of proper disposal of “anything that comes out of or off a person’s body.” [, 11-18-2015] Great Art! The 1968 Cy Twombly “blackboard” painting sold for $70.5 million at New York City’s Sotheby’s auction in November (higher than experts’ estimate of $60 million). The painting consists of six horizontal lines of continuous circular swirls (white chalk on a “blackboard”)--perhaps the same swirls that might be made by an extremely bored, aggressive first-grader given a supply of chalk and the absence of the teacher. [Artnet News, 11-11-2015] The Baltimore-based “experimental music” creators, Matmos, released their second album, “Ultimate Care II,” consisting entirely of “music” made by a Whirlpool washing machine (the “Ultimate Care II” model). According to a November report in Time magazine, the machine’s 38-minute wash cycle will be “sampled and processed” to lighten the original sound. (Matmos previously “played” canisters of helium on stage at Radio City Music Hall and a cow’s uterus at the San Francisco Art Institute.) [, 11-9-2015] Cultural Diversity In an enterprise somewhat resembling “American Idol,” amateur performers in China become self-supporting online not by soliciting money directly, but through virtual gifts from enthralled fans, with performers getting a cut of each sale. Beijing’s hosts original performances, and two of the show’s favorites, “Mr. Earth and Ms. Cloud,” earned the equivalent of about $160,000 last year from their universe of 1.8 million fans (according to a November Wall Street Journal report). In an ancillary industry (led by, hard-core fans can purchase access (think “virtual limousines,” shown “arriving” at a “concert”), giving them bragging rights. (A simple “applause” icon after a song costs about a penny.) [Wall Street Journal, 11-11-2015] Bright Ideas The exasperated drug enforcement chief of Indonesia told reporters in November (following confiscation of a massive quantity of methamphetamine from China) that the ordinary death penalty was insufficient for drug runners, who should instead be forced to overdose on their own shipments. Budi Waseso also mused that crocodiles would make better prison guards than humans because crocs can’t be bribed and later added tigers and pirhanas to the proposed guard roster. Even so, Waseso’s boss reiterated that the government is committed to rehabilitation over punishment. [Australian Broadcasting Corp. News, 11-13-2015] [Jakarta Globe, 11-22-2015] New World Order Watch Your Language: (1) Recently added to the list of words and phrases to be officially discouraged on campus, according to the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee’s website: “political correctness.” The phrase is said to be a “microaggression” that might make some students feel uncomfortable or unsafe if they hear it or read it. (2) In November, the University of Vermont held a (voluntary) three-day “retreat” open only to students who “self-identify” as “white,” so that they can study the implications of “white privilege” in society (e.g., “what does it mean to be white?” and “how does whiteness impact you?”). [, 10-21-2015] [, 11-18-2015] Government Inaction The Queens (N.Y.) Redbird Tourist Information Center was finally ordered to close in July following an extraordinarily unsuccessful seven-year run in which, possibly, not a single tourist ever walked through the door. The New York Post, interviewing neighbors in Kew Gardens, found no one who ever saw a visitor, and the Center’s lone staff member said she recalled only lunchtime drop-ins from jury duty at the criminal court building down the block. [New York Post, 7-10-2015] The Continuing Crisis Marshall University (Huntington, W.Va.), seeking a “star free agent” for its medical faculty, hired neurosurgeon Paul Muizelaar in July despite controversy from his previous work at the University of California Davis. There, Dr. Muizelaar and colleagues, in a daring experiment, introduced live bowel bacteria into the brain--on lab rats--supposedly to stimulate the immune system when other remedies had faltered. However, Dr. Muizelaar, emboldened, also introduced the bacteria into brains of a man and two women who had highly malignant glioblastoma tumors (each patient having consented). However, two died within weeks, and although the third survived more than a year, UC Davis found numerous protocol violations. Dr. Muizelaar’s new supervisor told the Associated Press that he nonetheless felt lucky to land him because “not everybody wants to move to Appalachia.” [Associated Press via Charleston Gazette-Mail, 7-4-2015] Ironies Deputy sheriff Michael Szeliga of St. Petersburg, Fla., in Fort Lauderdale for a weekend training session in July, was to receive a commendation at the formal banquet, for exemplary DUI enforcement, presented by Mothers Against Drunk Driving. (This is News of the Weird; you’ve already guessed the outcome.) He, escorted by two fellow deputies, arrived for dinner “staggeringly drunk” (though he did not drive), according to an Internal Affairs investigation, and he was ordered to go sleep it off. (Szeliga wrote an apology and was transferred out of DUI work. Sheriff Bob Gualtieri said Szeliga was a good deputy but that the incident was “one of the most ridiculous things” he’d ever heard of.) [WFLA-TV (Tampa), 11-5-2015] People With Issues Social science professor Dr. Jeff Justice resigned from the faculty at Tarleton State University (Stephenville, Tex.) in October to head off an investigation into whether he supplied alcohol to students and proselytized at least one to undergo a self-mutilation practice. Justice admitted, post-resignation, that he was a devotee (since age 13) of the “Sundance” ritual, in which he would hang from a tree in his backyard by hooks connected to stakes in his bare chest and that he demonstrated it to some students but apparently interested none. He attributed the incidents to “severe depression.” (Bonus: He had won a “Faculty Excellence” award in 2015.) [Texan News Service (Tarleton State University), 10-14-2015] Least Competent Criminals Kaleb Alexander, 25, was shot and killed in October as he emerged from a United Dairy Farmers convenience store in Columbus, Ohio, still with his gun defiantly drawn after he had just then robbed the clerk. A Columbus police SWAT team was waiting outside the store because Alexander had robbed the store the previous two nights, as well, and somehow must have thought that the police would not catch on to his cunning robbery strategy. [Columbus Dispatch, 10-15-2015] Recurring Themes Are We Safe? As News of the Weird chronicled in 2010 and 2011, Iraqi police (either corrupt or sincerely unsophisticated) continued to purchase worthless bomb “detectors” to use at checkpoints in Baghdad, instilling residents with a false sense of security, with the result that hundreds of people died in supposedly safe neighborhoods. Briton James McCormick, the most successful conman-seller, is serving a 10-year sentence for the “ADE 651" (which, somehow, Baghdad police continued to buy long after the U.S. had warned of the scam). Since then, more bogus detectors have been peddled to Thailand’s and other governments. In November 2015, London’s The Independent, in a dispatch from the Egyptian resort Sharm el-Sheikh, reported that luxury hotels’ security officers are now using similar bogus detectors to reassure tourists frightened by the recent terrorism-suspected Russian plane crash in Egypt. [The Independent, 11-10-2015] A News of the Weird Classic (March 2011) Mental health practitioners, writing in the January [2011] issue of the journal Substance Abuse, described two patients who had recently arrived at a clinic in Ranchi, India, after allowing themselves to be bitten by cobras for recreational highs. Both men had decades-long substance-abuse issues and decided to try what they had heard about on the street. One, age 44, bitten on the foot, experienced "a blackout associated with a sense of well-being, lethargy, and sleepiness." The other, 52, reported "dizziness and blurred vision followed by a heightened arousal and a sense of well-being," and apparently was so impressed that he returned to the snake charmer two weeks later for a second bite. [Substance Abuse, January 2011] Thanks This Week to Christine Van Lenten and to the News of the Weird Board of Editorial Advisors.
  • Human Resurrection Company
    A new Australian company, Humai, has an ambitious goal. It wants to make people immortal. From its "vision" statement: We’re using artificial intelligence and nanotechnology to store data of conversational styles, behavioral patterns, thought processes and information about how your body functions from the inside-out. This data will be coded into multiple sensor technologies, which will be built into an artificial body with the brain of a deceased human. Using cloning technology, we will restore the brain as it matures. So, you see, they'll use "artificial intelligence," "nanotechnology," "multiple sensor technologies," and "cloning." Simple. If this company had been founded 100 years ago, they would have used buzzwords like "electro-galvanic processes" and "radium power." And they would have had about the same chances for success as today. via TechRadar.
  • Severed Stream
    You will also find Mars's artwork on this great new collection of weird fiction, a nice Xmas gift for lovers of "cosmic horror."
  • Best Apple Butter in Oklahoma
    The judges probably thought it was a bold new take on apple butter. The Plain Speaker (Hazelton, Pa. — Oct 24, 1956)

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  • Woman on the Ten-Dollar Bill November 28, 2015
  • The Fandom That Was November 27, 2015
    Frank Robinson and Robert Silverberg, 1953. Courtesy of Mike Resnick's Facebook page.CORRECTION: Mister Silverberg himself dates this shot to 1956.
  • New Review at the B&NR November 23, 2015
    A brief history of Cosmic Horror, following up my earlier look at William Sloane.
  • Adventures of Bonnie, or, Dogs Behaving Badly November 18, 2015
    Yesterday at the Point Isabel dog park Bonnie decided she didn't want to go home after all, and kept slipping away when I tried to collar her.  Then she ran outside the park, down the street, crossed the street several times (horns blaring as she ran), turned past the Costco onto a larger street, crossed the street there as well, headed back, ran into the Costco parking lot (where I lost her for a while, until people at the gas pumps pointed her out to me), and returned to the park.  There were several times when I thought I'd lost her for good, and I was even calculating the chances of her getting found by someone who would call the number on her tag.Finally she paused at the water fountain in the park and I grabbed her -- and yelled at her, loudly, and then apologized to the nice woman who was staring at me.So what this means is that Bonnie can't go back to Point Isabel until she proves she'll come when she's called, which could be months, or even years.  (I had thought she was under voice control, but, well, apparently not.)  A shame, because I love it as much as she does.
  • Joining Lisa – Blatant Attempts at My Own Self-Promotion – because if not on one’s blog, then where, November 16, 2015
    I'm thrilled to announce that Venture Press, a new science fiction and fantasy imprint of Endeavour Press, the U.K.'s leading independent digital publisher, will be e-publishing my second novel, Vanishing Point, in early 2016. More details to come -- stay posted! Here’s a link to Venture’s website: Then in new news, my science fiction short story “Flattened” is included in the just-published Western Weird anthology, this year’s Western Press Books’ “Manifest West” annual themed antho – this year luckily tilted towards my oddball slant.
  • New Review at LOCUS ONLINE November 13, 2015
    A neat counterfactual novel about Hollywood, among other themes.